confusion

At lunchtime, there is a discussion amongst the girls about the green monster, which is their version of the bogeyman. The eldest (M) says: "If I see the green monster, I will frow him in the fire and burn him up! Or I will frow him in the lake and drown him!
me (referring to a book that they have): I thought you were supposed to send him all your love.
the mom: Yes, that's right, girls. You just have to send him all your love, and that will make him go away.
the youngest (H): ageikfeia ghiesk edckiw [points to nose]
mom: When you send him your love, a rainbow comes out of your nose?
H: yeah.
mom: So you girls should send all your love to the green monster.
H: And pants.
mom: And... pants.
M: And a shirt! And a hat!
H: And a buhgina.
mom: Vagina.

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