In search of a screwdriver earlier tonight, I pried open a stuck drawer in the kitchen. In addition to two screwdrivers, Will and I discovered a fascinating window into the lives of the apartment's previous residents. Here's a little list of some of the things they left behind (not all of which were in the drawer, obviously):
- five empty kegs, in various places around the house, yard, and back porch
- eight or nine bottles of Corona Light in the produce drawer of the fridge
- one bottle of lighter fluid
- several bad poems about friendship
- the aforementioned videos
- two books: The One Hour Orgasm and Fifty of the Finest Drinking Games
- one crucifix
- one trunk
- one trashbag full of clothing, in said trunk
- one large blue stuffed animal
- one huge syringe
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